Log on to Television X.com for a chance to see Ben Dover with his clothes on! Yep, the porn legend is performing a pre-Edinburgh show in central London detailing smutty, funny stories from his decandant (and decade-spanning!) career. We’ve got 2 pairs of tickets to give away to the show on 18th June and all you have to do is watch some free hardcore porn and answer a simple question about it. What could be better than that!
If only I was a talent show judge. I could perv on hot girls slinking around in skimpy clothes and lurk backstage in the dressing rooms. It is for these reasons entirely that I will never be allowed to be a talent show judge, unless, like Phil Barry, I create my own porn talent show that requires those exact qualities in a judge.
For now however, I can content myself with the final episode of Girls Allowed. The ever sultry Syren Sexton uses her powers of persuasion on judge Simon Sexcloset (lucky lucky Andy Mann). Susan Boyle could’ve learnt a trick or two!
Alright then lads, pretty exciting times seeing as the Television X Tour kicked off last night in Liverpool. From what I’ve heard, it was amazing too. I guess it would be pretty hard not to be with the likes of Keisha Kane, Syren Sexton, Robyn Truelove, Leah Jaye and Natalia X among the top Television X involved. If you are thinking of heading down (and I suggest you do) you get to watch the girls perform live, meet them and even have a chance to win a private dance from them. It has to be said, never before have you’ had the chance to get this to the hottest, naughtiest girls in Britain: The Television X girls. It continues tonight in Birmingham at the Bandit Queen, and yes, Robyn Truelove will be there.
Girls Aloud are probably one of the hottest girl-bands ever to have existed. Way sexier than All Saints or Atomic Kitten. Which is why it’s fitting that the filthiest and horniest babes of porno-land have joined forces to spoof the classic reality telly moment that Girls Aloud got together. Starring Syren Sexton as Cheryl Hole, Karlie Simon as Nudine, Shay Hendrix as Quimberley, Saskia Sweet as Sarah Hardon and Cate Harrington as Nickerless. And then there’s Angel Long as one of the judges. Inspired porno basically! I can’t wait for this to air, and you can be sure I’ll be shouting about it from the rooftops when it does week after next.
Not just clubbing actually, we have a barrage of prizes on offer for the TVX Tour. You could win a private dance, a TVX subscription, a signed poster or a bottle of champagne. If you live in Liverpool, Dudley, Bristol, Leeds, Nottingham, Blackpool, Newcastle or Coventry then you’re in for the TVX train rolling into town! Seriously, with girls like Robyn Truelove, Keisha Kane and Syren Sexton how could you not come out to boogie with the best?! Check out the TVX Tour page for dates and locations.
Damian Duke is an all-round nice guy. And a shagger of all. Obviously he’s a guy that loves sex, and loves women, whether they be fitties like Syren Sexton or grannies, like he mentioned on that Channel Four program. He’s even gone in for a spot of bi-sexual loving!
When we interviewed him, he said his favourite person to have sex with (other than his girlfriend Donna Derriere!) was Cathy Barry! Good on him for porking such a porno legend so early on in his career.
Personally my favourite scene that he’s been in is definitely the one he did with Havana. Normally she looks like she’d snap at any moment but her and Damian are on an even keel and it’s a HOT scene.
Is there no end to Syren Sexton talents? Er, no, would be the answer to that! Syren slips behind the camera this week to direct Greek stud Demetri bang cute little Harmony hex’s brains out. Syren, being fit and clever, has come out with a naughty army-esque scenario that sees Demetri ‘drilling’ Harmony, ho ho! Anyways, it’s a sleepy Sunday as everyone’s gearing up for a 4 day week (woo-hoo!) so you may as well spend it watching this steamy vid.
Saucy Syren Sexton is appearing once again on Dirty Talk tonight so that you can have another chance to chat filth with this hottie! Syren is hot, clever and you can have a decent conversation with her, whether it’s about all the naughty things you want to do to her or you just want to chat about whatever comes into your head! You can watch for free on Sky channel 964 but make sure you give the girl a call and keep her company!
Give her hardcore videos a quick watch beforehand and you’ll see what a filthy girl she is!
Merlin is pretty new on the scene and, lucky bastard that he is, got to bang Syren Sexton recently. Being the jealous type conflicts with my moley inquisitiveness so I interviewed him all the same…
I hear you’re a bit of a rocker, was the ‘70s you favourite decade for rock?
The 80’s was my favourite as Iron Maiden were big then. But I do like some of the 70’s rock.
What was your costume like and what was your favourite bit of it?
I loved my costume. Everyone said I looked good in the spandex leggings.
What was Syren Sexton like to work with?
She was heavenly to work with and I can’t wait to work with her again.
Do you think Syren looked especially hot in her 70’s costume?
She did look very hot in it! I loved the hair they did on her.
Were there any funny experiences on set?
Apart from the doorbell going at random points, we did have a laugh through out the shoot.
If you got the chance to make your own spoof porno, what would you spoof and who would you cast?
There would be so many. I have thought of one really funny one though “karate cock”.
Check out Syren’s other videos for an idea of how heavenly it might be to work with her.
Saucy Syren Sexton is making a guest appearance on our new channel Dirty Talk (Sky channel 964 for those not in the know!). She’ll be joining the likes of our regular hotties Leah Jaye, Charlie O’Neal and all. Tune in this Thursday 26 March and next Thursday 2 April to watch the naughty Syren cavorting live on your telly screens and make sure you call her up for a bit of one-on-one time!
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