Is there no end to Syren Sexton talents? Er, no, would be the answer to that! Syren slips behind the camera this week to direct Greek stud Demetri bang cute little Harmony hex’s brains out. Syren, being fit and clever, has come out with a naughty army-esque scenario that sees Demetri ‘drilling’ Harmony, ho ho! Anyways, it’s a sleepy Sunday as everyone’s gearing up for a 4 day week (woo-hoo!) so you may as well spend it watching this steamy vid.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the day I’ve been waiting for for oh so long is finally here. HARDCORE ROBYN AND HARMONY AS BUNNIES!!! Oh my good god. This episode is literally destined to become my new favourite. I loved this from the beginning to the end- from the girls shoving that lucky lucky carrot up each others love holes to them tag-teaming Jon Janes shaft to their hot threesome at the end. One word: wow.
I have a sneaking suspision that army and navy recruitment may increase this weekend as more and more people watch the hardcore version of Andy Ide’s War Baby. Sadly, Harmony Hex is not actually in the navy, although, if she was, I would genuinely consider joining. As she’s not, I’m just going to spend Sunday in bed with this raunchy video on repeat!
So I’ve been at home today due to the snow. Buses were fully suspended (first time in living memory apparently!) and the the tubes are all sketchy too. From what I’ve heard, hardly anyone in London went to work today- 1 in 5 had a ‘snow day’ supposedly!!
It is with this in mind that we have decided to give our Call Girls a well earned rest tonight. We do not want to endanger them by asking them to travel in these treacherous conditions, and let’s face it, our girls deserve a ‘snow day’ too 
So, for those in need of alternative titilation…
On TVX 1, Sky channel 903, we have Filthy British Lovers
and over at Television X.com
we’ve got brand new hardcore episodes of:
The Demise Of Renee Richards– girl girl anal play with Keisha Kane
It’s A Girl Thing– hot blonde MILF Tracy gets some ‘sexercise’
Bionic MILF– premiere of new Starr show- Starr helps out a groom-to-be in need of a willing back passage!
War Baby– Harmony Hex + uniforms = good.
I wonder what it will like tomorrow!
If just so you can see the photos that Robyn Truelove has on her Facebook fanpage. It is actually so hot I had to have a cold shower straight after looking just so I didn’t embarrass myself in front of my flatmate! I think the best ones are the ones of her and Harmony Hex dressed up as rabbits. Hot girls dressed as animals mmmm. I can’t wait for this to air!
It’s well exciting voting for the UKAFTA’s. I actually can’t wait to see who wins! Obviously, I’m not going to say who I voted for because there’s so many sexy girls that I did struggle for ages picking but needless to say I did pick a televisionX stunner!
There’s even a few of our callgirls up for the main girl award- sexy spec-wearer Emma Butt and the newly brunette Crystal Pink.
They’re holding the award show at The Troxy, Commercial Road and the absolute best bit is you can buy tickets! If you check out the website, not only can you vote for you favourite girls but you can get your ticket from there.
On a random side note I spotted something quite funny today on Myspace. Harmony Hex has been advertising a rather different auction on Ebay. No, she’s not selling some porno souvenir… She’s offering one lucky fella (or lass!) the sublime opportunity to buy her a house! Yes, you did read that correctly YOU can BUY Harmony her very own fuck-pad! Sadly, there were no bids. Poor lamb. Kudos to the girl for the pure cheek! Ahh she’s hot enough to get away with it!
We’ve been uploading all the hardcore episodes of Demetri’s Hotel lately and the latest episode is a fire-cracker and a half! (see the fireworks night theme I’m subtly weaving in here!) It stars my favourite blonde rock-chick Harmony Hex, who, if I’m not mistaken is currently the agony aunt of Metal Hammer magazine at the moment! A classy choice from good Future mag! She’s a proper fittie and she plays a happy honeymooner in this episode. Lucky bugger Ben Kelly is the stud who gets to pound this porn starlet in her sexy lingerie….
Sorry, I faded out there! Haha! Just composing fake problems in my head to send to Harmony so I can get a response from her. Hmm, I should really make it fireworks themed… Dear Harmony, I was at a fireworks night when something went horribly wrong. A rogue firework landed on my crotch and I had a bit of an accident. Do you think I’ll still get laid?
Very fitting of Metal Hammer!
The final episode of Different Strokes airs this weekend and it’s set to go off with a bang. Not only has it got two of my favourite blonde pornstars (Suzie Best and Harmony Hex
– both small and blonde and oh so fit!) in it but it’s definitely the most unique episode of a very unique series.
This episode has got a chap called Pete in it and Pete is in a wheelchair. He told me that they struggled to get in on set but that didn’t stop him thoroughly enjoying the experience and it’s certainly left him with a thirst for more!
In it, he gets a visit from his two favourite pornstars (he’s got good taste this lad!) and they proceed to fornicate in front of him the lucky bugger.
Definitely tune in to see this show because it’s great to see a totally different side of sex in porn. You wouldn’t get this on channel five!
If you support the Blues or Man U, then you’re in for a tense night tonight with the Champions League Final in Moscow. However I’m sulking because the Gunners didn’t get through. so I’m going to settle down to some different footy action. I’m going to watch Cum on My Feet 2 instead. That’s right I’m going to get off on watching James cum all over Yazmin and Harmony Hex’s feet.
However if I did want any team to win, it would be Man U, so grudgingly I chant: “COME ON YOU REDS”.
Feast your eyes on Yasmin, Harmony Hex and James in Cum on my Feet 2. Yep that’s right, it’s another new and exclusive vid on TelevisionX WebTV.
Tonight on Television X4 there is back to back episodes of Wriggle & Pout (mentioned yesterday) from 12:10am. What a great way to kick off your bank holiday weekend! Enjoy and have a good one, one and all.
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