If only I was a talent show judge. I could perv on hot girls slinking around in skimpy clothes and lurk backstage in the dressing rooms. It is for these reasons entirely that I will never be allowed to be a talent show judge, unless, like Phil Barry, I create my own porn talent show that requires those exact qualities in a judge.
For now however, I can content myself with the final episode of Girls Allowed. The ever sultry Syren Sexton uses her powers of persuasion on judge Simon Sexcloset (lucky lucky Andy Mann). Susan Boyle could’ve learnt a trick or two!