Ground Control To Major Tom

The very last episode of Tashes To Gashes starring Sasha Rose is now live on our hardcore website which means you finally find out if Neeley really does fuck her way back to 2010. This episode is a winner as it also guest stars Syren Sexton and has both girls banging the creepy looking Bowie clown. I don’t think I ever imagined that watching a clown do a girl would ever do it for me, but to be honest, I never before imagined Syren or Sasha doing a clown.

For those not convinced by clowns, there is also Stacey Lacey dressed as a schoolgirl in Ben Dover’s Loose Women, Roxy Foxx’s first Television X scene in Motorhome Mingers, Charmaine Sinclair fucking a guy up the arse with a strap-on in Deadly Sins Of Mistress Sinclair, Carmella Bing(!!!) getting jizz all over her magnificent jugs in Couch Confessions, two brand new episodes of What Billi Did Next starring Lexi Ward, Stacey Lacey and Bex Shiner and finally Havana in rubber screwing a one-eyed-doctor in Fetishly Insane…. And breathe. Now I like a lot of different porn but that is a variety and a half!

Syren Sexton: Queen of the Television X website

NEWSFLASH: Saucy Syren Sexton has taken over the Television X homepage for the whole of October! That means hot pictures of her and not just one but FOUR FREE video clips starring the northern beauty. Check her out at www.televisionx.com and perv over her hardcore profile page full of fit pictures of her getting fucked.

Fit new birds

It’s a google-eyed week here at Television X this week as we have hot new scenes from two fitties making their TVX debut. First up is cute boobed, blonde rock-chick Sasha Steele. She’s been invited round to Ben Dover’s pad for an ‘audition’. Unfortunately for her it’s all ruse and she’s soon being used like a Chinese finger cuff by Ben and Peter Oh’Tool as they spitroast her in the very first episode of Ben Dover’s Loose Women.

Harvey Jay also proves her worth as a potential super-slut in the new series from Pure XXX Films, Cock Whores. She looks fit in her fishnets and trainers and knows how to give good head. Now if only I know that from personal experience….

If you’re after some classic TVX babes then we also have new scenes from Angel Long, Lara Latex, Syren Sexton, Cindy Behr, Sasha Rose and Valentina Cruz. Just login for these fap-worthy scenes and more.

Make home-made porn with Lara Latex

It sounds like a dream come true doesn’t it? Lara Latex coming over to your crib to teach you the basics of making porn. Unfortunately for us mere mortals it’s not a competition, it’s the premise of her new series ‘Lara’s School Of Porn’. Whether it’s watching or participating, I’m still down for it. Down for it with a side-helping of jealousy towards episode one’s amateur stars Rebecca Ryder and Kris Vicious. After all they get to bang the glorious Lara Latex and that is certainly something on the mole-wish-list 😉 Make sure you tune in to this fap-worthy show tonight to pick up all Lara’s porno pointers (and maybe a ‘pointer’ of your own too!) at 10:10pm on Television X, sky channel 903.

Big Brother smut-fest

Sexy newbie Megan Coxx makes an explosive debut here on Television X as she strips off and sucks off for albino ex-housemate Darnell Swallow. She’s tricked into thinking that she’s auditioning for a saucy music video to launch Darnell’s post-Big Brother music career by fellow housemate Billi Bhatti and his pal Jonny Cockfill but really it’s all a ruse to get in her shiny satin pants. The first scene in new show What Billi Did Next is like something out of tabloid headline and I can only hope that it’s gives Megan’s rising porn starlet a bonerific boost. She’s smoking hot with her slim, tanned little bod. She looks very lickable now that I think about it.
In this scene she fucks Jonny Cockfill (the teacher who was exposed by his students as a stripper) and she sucks off Darnell as well. She looks great with a cock in her gob and I whole-heartedly suggest you check out the hardcore version of this scene now.

Ben Dover’s Loose Women




That lucky sod Ben Dover returns to Television X up to his usual tricks of finding young girls to corrupt. This time he’s got a host of hotties including Sasha Steele, Jess, Stacey Lacey, Roemie Thompson and Tiffany Doll. All newcomers and all filthy sluts. I can’t wait to watch these all hardcore episodes when they get uploaded to the Television X website. Here some sexy pics of all the girls to keep you salivating until that happens….

Naughty teens told off by Mistress Sinclair

What would you give to be a fly on the wall during this scene?! Three super-hot babes; all very different but all very sexy. I wouldn’t even be able to start working out which one I’d rather do. This scene could relight my raging Katie K crush though. Then again we’ve been seeing quite a lot of the delicious Miss Hannah Shaw lately (I know for a fact she looks stunning in Liselle Bailey’s This Porn Life) so she’s a strong contender. And oh how much do I drool over Charmaine Sinclair. The original goddess.
Okay, so having all three lucious ladies in one scene was a stroke of genius. And there’s a few other strokes you can be thinking about whilst you watch the second episode of The Deadly Sins Of Mistress Sinclair this Friday on TVX (903) at 10:10pm.

Behind The Scenes on a TVX shoot

That’s right, yet another shoot I did not get to go on. The girls in the office commandeered this shoot claiming that as there were 14 models taking part it would be nice for it to be a girly day. Secretly I think they just wanted to do all the perving themselves. Well, at least they shared the pictures with me, meaning I can share them with you.
The shoot was for Television X‘s 15th birthday and we had Charmaine Sinclair, Teresa May, Lana Cox, Cathy Barry, Michelle Thorne, Vicki Holloway, Sahara Knite, Crystal Pink, Daisy Rock, Kerry Louise, Sasha Rose, Syren Sexton, Lara Latex and Angel Long. How’s that for a line-up?!
Here’s some more behind the scenes pics that I wish I’d seen in real life (click for bigger versions to perv on)…

Kerry Louise gets banged by Dean Van Damme

If this picture doesn’t convince you to tune in to Television X on Sunday 1st August to our brand new series Cirque De Sex then nothing will! What is better than smoking hot Kerry Louise getting fucked by fresh meat Dean Van Damme? Not much in my book. Well, maybe banging Kerry myself but the likelihood of that happening is zero so this will have to make do. Kerry stars as the schizophrenic Dante who seduces a Victorian soldier. Lucky for us she looks just as fit as good Kerry as she does as evil Kerry. Tune in to channel 903 at 10:10pm to check it out.

How to get (a)head in the police force

Hot new series Tashes To Gashes starts airing tonight on Television X, sky channel 903. Tune in at 10:10pm to watch fittie Sasha Rose travel back in time in the sexy sequel to SHAFTA-winning Life In Bras. Sasha plays Neeley Whores, who wakes up in the yuppified 1908s and shows up at the police station where Warwick Hunt is still in charge. Always one to get off on the right foot with her colleagues, Neeley screws Warwick in everey conceivable position around the station office. You can tune in to Tashes To Gashes every Thursday night but if you can’t wait that long for a sneaky perv on Sasha check out our exclusive topless interview with her over at the Television X Blog.