Well well well, look what I found on my desk when I sauntered into the office this morning! That X-Factor girl Katie Waissel, the one who’s got a saucy gran, has made the front page again today because it turns out her granny is the ‘Oldest Porn Star In Britain’. Blimin ‘eck, when someone said she was a coffin-dodger, I had no idea she’d be 81 years old.
So, me being me, I had to get my grubby mole mitts on some of her filth. And what do you know, all it took was a jolly jaunt down to our tape library…. oh yes we have some dirty hardcore porn showing granny Sheila (Cecilia Bird to her punters; Ruby Tuesday to her viewers) getting a good seeing to from resident granny-fuckers Freddie and G. Just take a look at the cover of their film Freddies Great British Granny Bang (she’s the second gran along)

It originally had a home on Television X’s sister channel Red Hot 40+ but it was so popular we aired it on TVX too! Now the whole thing’s reared its head again after it was discovered she was a vintage vixen escort! Haha, trust me to always found out all the grubby gossip for you.

To have a look at the ruder pics and even to watch the scene in its full glory, check out the full scoop over on the Television X blog.

Well, it’s come to my attention that some of our fit Television X girls have wangled their way into a UFC after-party! Hot newcomer Stacey Lacey, “Scummy Mummy” Crystal Pink and gorgeous alt-babe Holly D are all big Michael Bisping fans and will be in attendance at the American Sports Bar in the O2 tomorrow night.Lucky lucky docklands.

Check out Stacey, Crystal and Holly’s latest hardcore scenes by logging in at the Television X website and info about the after party at the Fighters Inc website.

The very last episode of Tashes To Gashes starring Sasha Rose is now live on our hardcore website which means you finally find out if Neeley really does fuck her way back to 2010. This episode is a winner as it also guest stars Syren Sexton and has both girls banging the creepy looking Bowie clown. I don’t think I ever imagined that watching a clown do a girl would ever do it for me, but to be honest, I never before imagined Syren or Sasha doing a clown.

For those not convinced by clowns, there is also Stacey Lacey dressed as a schoolgirl in Ben Dover’s Loose Women, Roxy Foxx’s first Television X scene in Motorhome Mingers, Charmaine Sinclair fucking a guy up the arse with a strap-on in Deadly Sins Of Mistress Sinclair, Carmella Bing(!!!) getting jizz all over her magnificent jugs in Couch Confessions, two brand new episodes of What Billi Did Next starring Lexi Ward, Stacey Lacey and Bex Shiner and finally Havana in rubber screwing a one-eyed-doctor in Fetishly Insane…. And breathe. Now I like a lot of different porn but that is a variety and a half!

NEWSFLASH: Saucy Syren Sexton has taken over the Television X homepage for the whole of October! That means hot pictures of her and not just one but FOUR FREE video clips starring the northern beauty. Check her out at www.televisionx.com and perv over her hardcore profile page full of fit pictures of her getting fucked.

It’s a google-eyed week here at Television X this week as we have hot new scenes from two fitties making their TVX debut. First up is cute boobed, blonde rock-chick Sasha Steele. She’s been invited round to Ben Dover’s pad for an ‘audition’. Unfortunately for her it’s all ruse and she’s soon being used like a Chinese finger cuff by Ben and Peter Oh’Tool as they spitroast her in the very first episode of Ben Dover’s Loose Women.

Harvey Jay also proves her worth as a potential super-slut in the new series from Pure XXX Films, Cock Whores. She looks fit in her fishnets and trainers and knows how to give good head. Now if only I know that from personal experience….

If you’re after some classic TVX babes then we also have new scenes from Angel Long, Lara Latex, Syren Sexton, Cindy Behr, Sasha Rose and Valentina Cruz. Just login for these fap-worthy scenes and more.

Remind yourself of hot MILF Charmaine Sinclair’s early days with Red Hot TV‘s Electric Blue weekender. Starting tonight on sky channel 956 and continuing into tomorrow evening, you can relive the glory days with a whole load of classy vintage porn. You can even watch glam ’80s fitties like Lindsey Drew, Teresa May and Sarah Young rolling about in their skimpy lingerie. Sounds like a perfect weekend in to me

Check out the free video clip on the official Television X blog.

It sounds like a dream come true doesn’t it? Lara Latex coming over to your crib to teach you the basics of making porn. Unfortunately for us mere mortals it’s not a competition, it’s the premise of her new series ‘Lara’s School Of Porn’. Whether it’s watching or participating, I’m still down for it. Down for it with a side-helping of jealousy towards episode one’s amateur stars Rebecca Ryder and Kris Vicious. After all they get to bang the glorious Lara Latex and that is certainly something on the mole-wish-list Make sure you tune in to this fap-worthy show tonight to pick up all Lara’s porno pointers (and maybe a ‘pointer’ of your own too!) at 10:10pm on Television X, sky channel 903.

Sexy newbie Megan Coxx makes an explosive debut here on Television X as she strips off and sucks off for albino ex-housemate Darnell Swallow. She’s tricked into thinking that she’s auditioning for a saucy music video to launch Darnell’s post-Big Brother music career by fellow housemate Billi Bhatti and his pal Jonny Cockfill but really it’s all a ruse to get in her shiny satin pants. The first scene in new show What Billi Did Next is like something out of tabloid headline and I can only hope that it’s gives Megan’s rising porn starlet a bonerific boost. She’s smoking hot with her slim, tanned little bod. She looks very lickable now that I think about it.
In this scene she fucks Jonny Cockfill (the teacher who was exposed by his students as a stripper) and she sucks off Darnell as well. She looks great with a cock in her gob and I whole-heartedly suggest you check out the hardcore version of this scene now.

That lucky sod Ben Dover returns to Television X up to his usual tricks of finding young girls to corrupt. This time he’s got a host of hotties including Sasha Steele, Jess, Stacey Lacey, Roemie Thompson and Tiffany Doll. All newcomers and all filthy sluts. I can’t wait to watch these all hardcore episodes when they get uploaded to the Television X website. Here some sexy pics of all the girls to keep you salivating until that happens….

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