XFactor contestant’s grubby gran has the XXXFactor

Well well well, look what I found on my desk when I sauntered into the office this morning! That X-Factor girl Katie Waissel, the one who’s got a saucy gran, has made the front page again today because it turns out her granny is the ‘Oldest Porn Star In Britain’. Blimin ‘eck, when someone said she was a coffin-dodger, I had no idea she’d be 81 years old.
So, me being me, I had to get my grubby mole mitts on some of her filth. And what do you know, all it took was a jolly jaunt down to our tape library…. oh yes we have some dirty hardcore porn showing granny Sheila (Cecilia Bird to her punters; Ruby Tuesday to her viewers) getting a good seeing to from resident granny-fuckers Freddie and G. Just take a look at the cover of their film Freddies Great British Granny Bang (she’s the second gran along)

It originally had a home on Television X’s sister channel Red Hot 40+ but it was so popular we aired it on TVX too! Now the whole thing’s reared its head again after it was discovered she was a vintage vixen escort! Haha, trust me to always found out all the grubby gossip for you.

To have a look at the ruder pics and even to watch the scene in its full glory, check out the full scoop over on the Television X blog.

Tonight: Vintage Charmaine on Red Hot

Remind yourself of hot MILF Charmaine Sinclair’s early days with Red Hot TV‘s Electric Blue weekender. Starting tonight on sky channel 956 and continuing into tomorrow evening, you can relive the glory days with a whole load of classy vintage porn. You can even watch glam ’80s fitties like Lindsey Drew, Teresa May and Sarah Young rolling about in their skimpy lingerie. Sounds like a perfect weekend in to me

Check out the free video clip on the official Television X blog.

Bonnie Lee is back on XXX Porn Live

The super-sexy Bonnie Lee returns to XXX Porn Live tonight with a bang. After last week’s raunchy start with ebony babe Roxy Rush, the beautiful brunette will be getting even dirtier with the filthy Candy Summers. Both of these fitties will be on your screens on channel 905 from 9pm totally free to view until midnight, at which point the action becomes encrypted meaning the girls can be really really dirty.

There will be pussy licking. Dildoing. Fucking with strap-ons. All the things you can’t see on any other channel.

If you’re an exisiting Ultimate Package customer, or a Red Hot customer you’ll be able to see all this and more for free. If all you want is a little taster of the girls then you can just buy one night for £5.99 and you get access to all the other Red Hot channels and all the hardcore content on our website too.

Record Breaking Ruby

So I’ve just heard the results of last night’s gang bang thanks to my spies over at our sister channel Red Hot. Actually, it wasn’t that hard to find out, I only wandered over to the other side of the office!

Our gal Ruby got boned over 100 times, can you believe it?? Go on, lass! Personally, I’m very impressed with her, and impressed with the guys that got it up in front of the cameras with no previous experience. If it had been me I’d have been a quivering mess in front of a girl as hot as Ruby.

Apparently it’s airing on Red Hot TV (Sky channel 920) on the 27 and 28 November. I’ll definitely be tuning in!

Gang Bang Ahoy!

Today’s big news is that there’s a massive gang bang happening in Sheffield tonight. Over 150 men applied to stick their pork sword into hot Ruby Reds so Red Hot are sure to break the gang bang record! I did really want to go but as usual, I wasn’t allowed. Something about too far to travel, not allowed the time off work and wanting to take part.

Still a mole can dream and I shall be showing my support for Ruby Reds by, er, enjoying some of her fine films like Bareback Mountain or Alysha’s Diaries.

Bumper Bank Holiday Post

Now I know this news should make you all very happy. From 1^st September until the 30^th September any exisiting or previous Red Hot viewer is eligible to access our chat service on Filth Sky channel 905 on our local rate number. You can chat to one of our hot babes for the price of calling your mum. You can call 0844 415 3660 to activate this from the 1^st September onwards.

Okay, and in other news, here’s a saucy free clip for you. How brilliant would it be to have Robyn Truelove begging you for sex? Fucking brilliant, right? Well in the final episode of The Training Of Miss Truelove, Jay Snake is so busy fucking dominatrix Kandy that Robyn doesn’t get much of a look-in. When she does get any attention Jay teases her until she is desperate and begging him to put his cock inside her. I won’t spoil it for you but it’s definitely a turn-on!

And finally, Syren Sexton is Joan Simms in Life In Bras this week, pretending to be a rock groupie. She reckons Rimmy Spandex is keeping his laundered money somewhere and she’s determined to do whatever it takes (literally) to find out where. Que hot interracial threesome action!

Have a great Bank Holiday guys.

Red Hot Gang Bang

Our sexy sister channel Red Hot has come up with a genius idea. They are having a gang bang and YOU could be a part of it. Yep, that’s right, you could get the opportunity (and frankly downright filthy experience) of screwing a genuine porn star! My pals over at Red Hot tell me that this will be a  “genuine British record attempt with external adjudication and as Red Hot is the home of real amateur sex we thought we’d get real British blokes to perform. Not only will there be a Gang Bang babe there for you to fuck, but a host of other Red Hot girls to play with to get you in the mood.”

To ensure you’ve got a chance of joining the gangbangers you’ve got to do the following:

• Mail your contact details to:
  • Red Hot TV – GBGB, P.O. Box 981, London. E14 9GL OR
  • gbgb@redhottvnow.co.uk
  • Provide two legitimate forms of I.D. on the day of the shoot.
  • Provide a 30 day test certificate or use a condom on the day
  • Sign a release form on the day to allow us to broadcast your image

Luckily it’s free to join in the fun but participants will have to make their own way to saucy swinging club La Chambre in Sheffield for one day in early October.